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  • The moms at my local Community Center are a weird bunch. As one of the few Dads there with their kid I tend to notice some of the stranger occurances.
  • Today there was a Mom taking her 3-4 year old son into one of the family shower rooms while I was picking up my gym bag from the lockers. They lock themselves into the family shower room and I hear this exchange:
  • (Shower turns on)
  • Boy: "Butt on the Thigh. Butt on the Thigh. Butt on the Thigh. Butt on the Thigh. (Laughing)"
  • Mom: (indiscernible scolding)
  • Boy: (bolder) "Butt on the Thigh! Butt on the Thigh! Butt on the Thigh! Butt on the Thigh!"
  • Mom: (much louder, clearer, scolding)
  • Boy: (defiantly) "BUTT ON THE THIGH! BUTT ON THE THIGH! BUTT ON THE THIGH! BUTT ON THE...."
  • Mom: (yelling loudly)
  • Boy: (sobbing). "B-b-buuuuuutttt onnn the thighhhhhhh. Bu Buh B-b-buuuuuutttt onnn the thighhhhhhhooohoooohoooooo..."
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UP!   UP!  AND AWAAAAYYYYY!Vintage 1975 Superman Belt Buckle and Black Belt - Marked National Periodical Publications Inc. C-84

UP!   UP!  AND AWAAAAYYYYY!

Vintage 1975 Superman Belt Buckle and Black Belt - Marked National Periodical Publications Inc. C-84



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adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire


I use them to clean typewriters, cigarette lighters, and electronics.  I like this.

adverber:

xproblem-childx999:

cutebabe:

fuck regular q-tips i need some masculinity-tips 

whgat… do you build.. with a qtip…

an empire

I use them to clean typewriters, cigarette lighters, and electronics. I like this.

(via phatarthur)

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I’ll take two, please.

I’ll take two, please.

(Source: truquetructruk, via feverdream)

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Coooooooool!

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(sigh)

(sigh)

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dreamofflight:

letslivelikejackandsally:

we’re all getting arrested for this

I have to believe the President would die laughing at these.

Yes, Obama would get a chuckle from these. #guns #photoshop

(Source: pleatedjeans, via phantombeaver)

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spacemuffinz:

bunnybennett:

A storm’s comin’…

a new category of catastrophic storms has been issued: category adorable. weather so severe it causes all who bear witness to be dumbfounded and stricken with awwwww

What the bloody, buggering hell?

spacemuffinz:

bunnybennett:

A storm’s comin’…

a new category of catastrophic storms has been issued: category adorable. weather so severe it causes all who bear witness to be dumbfounded and stricken with awwwww

What the bloody, buggering hell?

(via phantombeaver)

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The cat has a kidney infection and is on antibiotics.  She should be ok in a week or two.  😭

The cat has a kidney infection and is on antibiotics. She should be ok in a week or two. 😭

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